6:00 am - Mr. Married Bachelor informs his wife, "Honey, I won’t be going to early church mass with you and the children this morning because I have an upset stomach. Please pray for me in church. I’m going to rest up a bit and then stop by my mother’s to deliver the gift I bought for her, and quickly stop by to see Uncle Joe and Aunt Lucy, but I will be home long before dinner.
7:00 am – When wife and children leave for early morning church mass, Mr. Married Bachelor gets dressed at marathon speed and pops by the house of Woman #1for an early morning visit. He does not bother to call to inform her that he is on his way because he knows his women are always waiting and available for him. When he arrives she is so happy to see him, that they have hot sex and she makes him a special Christmas breakfast in bed.
9:00 am- As soon as he burps and his food digests, Mr. Married Bachelor tells her that he has to go his mother’s house, gets dress rapidly, kisses his mistress passionately, and ventures off to his next woman’s house.
9:15 am – Upon arrival at the home of Woman #2, without taking a shower to wash off the sex from the first, he eagerly plunges into the arms and body of his awaiting mistress. When their sexual romp is completed, she makes him a light Christmas brunch, which he rapidly devours as he dresses and exits at 10:45 am, leaving her with the promise, "I’ll call you later from my mother’s house."
11:00 am – He reaches the apartment of Women #3—exhausted! He is almost falling asleep as she is opening the door. She is so excited to see him that she will take him asleep or awake—just any way she can get him to spend some time with her. They exchange a quick kiss and make their way to the bedroom, as he literally drops asleep across her bed, fully clothed. After deeply sleeping and snoring for about an hour and a half, he is awaken by the delicious smelling Christmas lunch she has prepared especially for him. He eats the meal, tells her what a good cook she is, have concentrated 15-minute sex session with her, takes a quick shower to refresh, and then dashes out at 1:15 pm as he tells her he’s late for his mother’s house.
1:30 pm – Mr. Married Bachelor arrives at Woman #4—the newest one who he has only been seeing for about three weeks. She is elated that her new man popped by to surprise her on Christmas day and they have a 45-minute love-making romp—again, he is extremely exhausted—but he spends an additional 45 minutes talking with her and sharing a Christmas toast of champagne and a slice of store bought apple pie. He tells her he will call her later from his mother’s house as she walks him to the door at 3:00 pm.
3:15 pm – When Mr. Married Bachelor finally arrives at his mother’s house, she notices that he looks a wreck, "Son, are you alright, you look worn out and tired." His response, "Ma, I’ve been working overtime lately and I feel a little weak." She makes him some hot tea, as he relaxes on the couch. Then Aunt Lucy, Uncle Joe and some other cousins comes by. They all share family conversation as he quickly takes a bite of Mama’s roasted chicken and leaves an hour later to go home to his wife (who doesn’t get along with Mama at all).
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