4:30 pm – Mr. Married Bachelor arrives home and tells his wife that when her arrived at his mother’s house, she made him tea for his upset stomach, then he fell asleep, and later some other relatives came by. He assures his wife that as soon as he felt better, he and came home to spend the rest of the day with his "loving family," as he heads to the bathroom to take a shower.

5:00 pm – Christmas dinner is served at his home with wife and children.

They all enjoy the family meal together. He asks about church service and tells them how much he missed them throughout the day. They watch a family movie together and later in the evening, after taking a quick bathroom break to telephone and whisper a one minute "I love you" to all of his women, Mr. Married Bachelor finally settles in for the night. He makes passionate love to his faithful wife, and just before rolling over to fall asleep he confides, "Honey, you are so good in bed, that you always knock me out." And, he is indeed out for the night!

Here’s the solution: Let’s be totally honest here, Mr. Married Bachelor is like a bull, roaming around the cow pasture to make sure that he keeps his women in tow. Ouch! I know that some of you will get mad reading this, but this is an honest wake-up call for you. You deserve so much better than settling for a part-time Lover-man who has you throwing away your self-worth and dignity for two hours of sex and company on Christmas day. Make it your New Year’s resolution to drop this loser and choose a champion who will spend the whole day and a life-time with you, and only you!

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