Ok, Please do not pelt rocks at me. Let me start off by saying that I love women. Whether they be big (hey, i dedicated a whole post to this here ) or tiny, blond, brunette, white, black, caramel of yellow- I love them all! I don’t discriminate, ok? But there are some things that I cannot live with! These things drive me nuts and turn me way off! I have an extreme problem with girls who:

1. Have hair on places besides their head- Ok, that's a little too exaggerated, some hair in the lower region is acceptable, but c'mon!Let's keep our bushes tidy! What drives me crazy though are hairy legs and God forbid this... Hairy armpits! That's just freaking wrong man! I don't wanna feel like I'm dating a hairy guy. Let me have the hair in the weird places, ok, and you stay the nice and smooth one! julia_roberts_hairy_armpit.jpg

2. I hate it when some girls don't have an opinion- "Honey, what' do you think of a vacation somewhere in Vietnam?" "Sure, honey", "What about a vacation at that beer place down the road?" "Sure honey, anything you say!". Please woman, have an opinion! I will admit that I am stupid and I cannot read your mind.

3. Don't act dumb!- One of the reasons I decided to date you was because I found your intelligence attractive! Please don't suddenly act helpless, or you suddenly don't know how to do things you used to be good at. It won't make me feel macho, it will just make me think you or I have multiple personality disorder!

4. Another pet peeve is when girls have personal hygiene issues- Girls, you're girls! I know this is stereotypical but you're the ones who are supposed to smell clean and fresh and nice all the time! The whole universe would lose all its sense of order if you didn't! Please do not skip the necessary shower and perfume spritz in the interest of say, saving time! I'm telling you now: It's not worth it!!! Other guys might kill me for saying this, but I don't mind the extra wait as long as when my girl comes out, she looks, smells and feels like a girl!

5. Lastly- Girls, why do you say nothing when I ask you what's wrong and clearly something is? Why say no when you mean yes? And why say"I guess its ok" when you mean no? I'm a guy, I'm dumb and I will take what you say. I won't be able to pick up if that no is really a yes until a girl decoder is invented! (What's taking you so long, Steve Jobs? Bill Gates?)

Let me just end this by saying that again, I love girls! And these pet peeves aren't ridiculous right? They still fall under the sphere of normal?! Guys, do I have a point? And girls, what are your guy pet peeves?