The Anticipated Kiss

Closely related to the above, is the anticipated lass, also referred to as the delayed kiss, type two. Indicate subtly that you do plan to kiss her. Bend toward her slowly and then, as your lips almost touch, laugh softly. "Oh. It just occurred to me. Funny thing happened at the office today." Tell your little anecdote. When you finally do kiss her, she will appreciate it all the more.

The Burning Kiss

The mechanics of this are simple to perfect. In fact, you can do almost anything as long as you do it slowly. It is the real expert, however, who adds afterwards the lovable, boyish touch. "Gosh!" (Give her a big smile.) "Gosh, Mom, that was keen!"

The Question of Ears

You will find that women are sharply divided on their reactions to the ear kiss or even, in extreme cases, the ear bite. They either like this very much, or not at all. Experiment once or twice, gingerly. If it fans her quickly into a flame you have another arrow in your quiver, another card in your deck. Remember it.

"Should I Kiss Her Hand?"

Though not actually subversive, hand-kissing is UnAmerican, and should be used only in extreme cases. A word of warning: like eating peanuts, hand-kissing is habit-forming and difficult to stop once begun. If not curbed it can give your wife's hand a chapped or nibbled look and can bring you infection and loss of appetite.

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