I've come to realize that women are a fickle bunch and that we are really quite emotional when it comes to our relationships. Small comments or gestures from our significant other can either make our day or completely ruin it. I know that when my boyfriend tells me I'm beautiful or that he's happy he's with me it just send me through the roof. I really love it when he calls me by a certain nickname (which I won't reveal here) that makes me want him like I haven't seen him months! I also love it when he makes me laugh so I've put together a quick list of the funniest cute names to call your girlfriend that WON'T get you slapped. Well maybe some of them will but that's YOUR problem. :)

10. Booberry

I love this one because it's very "baby talk" which gets me every time. My boyfriend is a big, strong, tough-guy so it would be hilarious for him to call me that.

9. Bugga Boo

I think this one is funny but it can also have a negative connotation as if I might be bugging him all the time.

8. Buns of Fun

This one is great! I think I might actually call HIM that. If you saw my boyfriends backside you would completely understand.

7. Heffalump

This is from Winnie The Pooh if you didn't know. It makes me laugh but if I didn't know what it was I would think my boyfriend is calling me fat or something.

6. Junk Butt

OK, this one will definitely get you SLAPPED! I busted up laughing when I read this. I can't believe someone actually likes this. This is NOT one of the cute names to call your girlfriend!

5. J.LO

This is funny one for girls like me that have a lot of junk in the trunk. Much cuter and funnier than Junk Butt.

4. Lil Shawty

This one isn't quite my style but I guess If my man called me this it would definitely make me laugh.

3. Mushroom Head

I really don't understand this one (or maybe don't want to) but it still makes me laugh.

2. Lumlums

This one is one of my favorites that is funny but still sweet.

1. Sugar Booger

One of my ex-boyfriends actually used to call me this and it made me laugh everytime. It is sweet and sour at the same time I guess.

Now we all know that you men need to know more than just cute names to call your girlfriend. You need to show her who you really are and keep her constantly excited. So the question is what is the "right" next move?