Do you have a close friend or relative that is difficult to shop for? Are you looking for a novelty gift idea that someone else has never thought of? Do you want to find a truly unique gift that is sure to turn heads and make everyone stand up and take notice?

These things and more were what I wanted. My best friend truly appreciates the finer things in life, and she can afford them, so finding a gift for her is always very difficult. Her own gifts are always carefully chosen, and her etiquette is perfect. (She is always sure to RSVP and give small and thoughtful presents to both her guests and hosts at social get togethers.) It was her sincere belief that we should all live like Lords and Ladies because that is what we deserve in life.

My friend has been a bit depressed lately and I thought I would cheer her up by giving her a present, a kind of novelty gift. I needed something really special, a unique gift that would show her just how great she is and how much she matters to everyone. I trawled the web and found out that I could catapult her into the aristocracy by buying her a title in Scotland. It means that Catherine is now officially "Lady Catherine" and can lord it over us all! Ideal.

I bought the package right away and had a certificate and documents sent to my friend, "Lady Catherine." Within days of when everything was paid for, I received a package from Scotland with all the official documents declaring that my friend was indeed a Lady. I was eager to give her the gift, and when I did, she reacted just as I had hoped -- she laughed, cried, and thanked me profusely.

With this gift, I had given my friend something special and unusual that did not take up any additional space in her home (which is scarce for most of us). I felt good giving my friend a gift that would remind her of her importance, and I was thrilled when she gave me the same gift at my birthday! Since that time, I have made three men lords and four women ladies. Now, I regularly hang out with the best of society!

The paragraph describes a new kind of gift. It says that it is possible to give friends a really novelty gift, this gift would make them into Lord or Ladies, additionally it is even possible to buy it for yourself so that you are more noticed in the group.